Encounter with Zontar part 2, the boiling.

The demented enigma known as Zontar returned on May 25, 2008.  On a dark and stormy night, I sat in my lavish study reading a comic book, when all of a sudden, Zontar smashed trough the window!  He was no longer a savage, he was sophisticated, so said the sawed off shotgun he carried.  I ran for cover as he shot round after round at me, destroying my precious, neglected study.  Then i picked up my squirt gun and shot at him, and so he went down for the moment.  As soon as he was up , Zontar fired at me again and again, and then as the dust cleared he saw a tea pot boiling.  I stood out side my study and said under my breath.  "Good night." And I pressed the detonator that set of the tea pot.  "KAABBOOOOOMMMMM!!!"  And I thought Zontar was gone for good.