Zontar, of the demented pig people, is a strange and mysterious figure. When I first met him at a goo field inside the earth, he was a savage war chief of the demented pig people and his battle cry was. "Breethbraken, breethbraken!!" So I decided to play a trick on him, giving him a red apple instead of a green one! So when I gave it to him, his face turned bright red and he gave out a squeal. "Wheeeeeeeee wheeeeeeeee!!!" And he charged me, so I pick up a wet stick, saw it was hopeless, so I threw some goo in his face and hit him in a place where a man should not be hit, and he felt pain no man should feel. And I left him squealing with pain, then I wondered why I was down here. So then I went to the surface and waited for Zontar to return. Zontar has a website, it`s cool. So click here.
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