Attack of the mongrols.

Today...  I was attacked by butt-kickin, boot-stomping, sword-shaking, wily mongrols.  When they attacked the town I was in, they wielded katanas and they ransacked and plundered the little town.  So I challenged their leader to a duel, when he arrived I took my katana and said.  "You have dishonored me, you have dishonored my family, HHHIIIIYYYYYAAHHHH!!!!!"  And he wet him self and ran away, and as for the rest of them they took of their costumes and went back to being white and nerdy.