Average day part 2

Hello, I`m back from the planet, and now I`ll tell you what happened.  So when I came back to earth, a group of berserker cowboys dressed as ninjas came running at me waving shotguns.  But I grabbed one of their guns and put it to my head saying I`d blow my own head of if they didn't back of, so they did. I ventured on some more and I came to a cheese factory, there I met a cheese monster, so then I got mediaeval on his heiny.  After that I went back to... where ever I come from.  And that concludes a day like any other.