Thursday, March 27, 2008

City fight.

"One of Randy`s findings was the plans for a tank-like machine, like the Beast, but not as developed.  We didn't know what to think, those plans were fairly advanced, we did not expect this [energy blast] Beast`s machinery some what different, better treds, a laser cannon, advanced targeting, and very strong armor.  [a ton of gun shots] You may be thinking why I`m recording in the middle of a battle, well I`m nice and sa-[close by gun shot] okay that almost got me, so I`m going to walk away now. [a few minutes later] Sgt. McClain is rather excited about his new automatic [enthusiastic yelling and rapid gun fire] And I must say the battle is going rather well, WHOA!!  What the heck is tha-[explosion] NOT FAIR!  How come they get an fighter jet.  Well I've said a nice amount now, I`m going to kick their a-[soldiers yelling and gun shots]

                        -Recorded by Gen. Bart E. Anderson, New york city, April 5, 2059.  Leader of victorious side.      

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Profile #7

Name: Onegerou
Race: Urgou- tai
Gender: male
Class: Zelhu-toa
Weapons: one dororium vorpal scimitar, one dororium rapier, and some steel throw knives.
Armor: a green gree flax cloak, dororium chain mail suit.
Born: Carosu, Dreamworld.
Racial power: telepathy
Pet: Yin-Yinn, a male bunyip.
Hair: bald
Eye: gold
Skin: red
Languages: Urgoun, Dwarven, Drowsh.
Follows: Wekama
Height: 6"1' 

Monday, March 24, 2008

How much land does a man need?

Was written by Leo Tolstoy, it is about a man named Pakhom, who said he would get so much land that he`d fear no one, not even the Devil so the Devil made sure he got enough land.  Pakhom got some land in his village, but he grew tired of the people there so he moved to another village.  There he also got some land, but a merchant told him about the Bashkirs, a group of people who lived by vast amounts of unowned land.  The Bashkirs flat rate was one thousand roubles a day, for as much land you can walk around in a day, so Pakhom agreed.  Early the next morning, he set out with a spade, for every so often you`re supposed to dig a hole, Pakhom kept walking and taking more land until it was nearly nighttime, so he hurried back to the Bashkir crowd.  Just as the sun set, he leaped to the starting point, and was dead of exhaustion, so his workman buried him.   

Thursday, March 20, 2008

profile #6

Name: Felix Skyveil
Race: ajori
Gender: male
Class: skypirate
Weapons: tortugan iron katana, hand crossbow, tortugan iron rapier. 
Armor: tortugan iron chain shirt
Racial power: astral spells
Born: the Dreamworld.
Hair: black dreadlocks
Eye: right eye, gold, left eye, blue.
Skin: tan
Items: opal of beauty, shade cloak, and the cloud ship, Gauntlet. 
Follows: Ulona
Languages: Ajori, Dwarven, Gremlish, Etherian, etc. 
Height: 5" 8'

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Man down

"For any one out there this is Lt. Morse of the Dark Night squadron.  We went down at 11`o clock last night over the border of Cambodia and `Nam.  Now we`re...  somewhere.  There was fourteen of us but after we flew over that flak nest, now there`s only eight of us left, two got dragged of and four died.  We`ve sent a few flares and other distress signals, but no one came, I was finally able to find this radio tower, by the looks of it quite a few years old.  We are dying, Daniel and Sarah are sick with disease and Rolph is wounded and we`re being hunted, but when those imperials find us I`ll give them hel-[static] What the?...  It`s [garbled] OH NO!...

                       -Broadcasted by  Lt. Arnold J. Morse, leader of the Dark Night stealth squadron.  August 5, 2058, fate remains unknown.             

Monday, March 17, 2008

The Harbinger.

"This is Sgt. McClain of the Alliance to restore freedom to earth.  I`m going to tell you about what Pres. Freedman said to day that a free man is a man who obeys the State.   Bologna.  He moved on to the creation of the first 2058 war machine, vehicle numerals-7427, and its name The Harbinger.  He then deployed to an Alliance base to show its true power-laser.  Harbinger blasted through the walls and any other defence, Bart fled and Gen. Baily was captured with many others and I`m not going to talk about government prison.  Anyways, I`m looking for Randy he hasn`t returned for a day.  Over and out.

                -Recorded by Sgt. Timothy McClain, september 11, 2058.       

Friday, March 14, 2008

Profile #5

Name: Ontor Brodson
Gender: male
Race: human
Class: archwizard (seer)
Weapons: ash wood stave, yew short bow, one adamant thin sword, and one mithralite rapier.
Armor: red hand-made gnome robe, adamant plate mail shirt.
Born: Cazar, Intari.
Familiar: Nazera, female coyote.
Hair: Lt. brown.
Eye: goldish
Skin: average
Time period: leader of 123d brigade in the Zivigar War. 
Background: noble scion.
Follows: Bahamut.
Height: 6" 1'
Languages: Dwrven, Elven (sylvari), Drowsh, Dracovic, and Galeic.