profile #2

Name: Tyrannus

Race: witch king of Duthal

Gender: male

Class: berserker 

Weapons: double-bladed lightning sword, adamant war hammer

Armor: void stone spike full plate 

Born: Duthal.

Pet: Ragnarok, a black dragon

Hair: grey

Eye: crimson

Skin: chalk white

Racial power: magic

Height: 7" 10'  

Languages: 6, 000, 000  

Follows: Zarthog  

A prisoner of the Caucasus.

A Russian army officer named Zhilin was serving in the Caucasus, then one day he was going to travel back home but Tartars captured him and his friend, Kostylin.  At the Tartar village, the two of them in a barn, but when they tried to escape, in a pit.  Kostylin got very sick, so Zhilin planned to escape instead of waiting for a ransom, this became posable when a young girl helps him out of the pit.  Zhilin finds his way back to the fort where was stationed, but Tartars had followed him and they ran at him.  But then Russian soldiers were there and chased the Tartars away, then Zhilin`s comrades were delighted to see him again, and it was a long time until Kostylin`s ransom was paid. I liked this story because it has to do with daring escapes, and enemies hunt Zhilin.        

The two old men.

The two old men, written by Leo Tolstoy, is about two old men named Efim and Elisha.  They decide to go to Jerusalem, so when they had been walking for a while, they came to a village full of starving people so Elisha stayed behind to help.  Efim went ahead, all the way to Jerusalem, but when Elisha was done in the village he went back home instead of following Efim.  In Jerusalem, Efim saw Elisha there, but when he returned home, all Elisha said was that it was God`s work.  I liked this story because of its christian theme for example Elisha`s apperance in Jerusalem, Both men were Orthodox Christians, and Elisha was very helpful to the people in the village.      

Attack of the mongrols.

Today...  I was attacked by butt-kickin, boot-stomping, sword-shaking, wily mongrols.  When they attacked the town I was in, they wielded katanas and they ransacked and plundered the little town.  So I challenged their leader to a duel, when he arrived I took my katana and said.  "You have dishonored me, you have dishonored my family, HHHIIIIYYYYYAAHHHH!!!!!"  And he wet him self and ran away, and as for the rest of them they took of their costumes and went back to being white and nerdy.      

Encounter with Zontar part 3, the ending

Face of Zontar as I vanquished him.
                                
Some how the demented and crazed psyche of Zontar, of the demented pig people survived the explosion.  When I met him for the last time in a gurakle swamp inside the earth, he had returned to his barbaric ways.  He had two fingers missing on his right hand, his index and ring fingers, and he had a burn all over his face, super hot and pressurized tea makes an uncanny explosive.  He leaped at me, grabbed me, spun me around like a turkey and put some hurt on me.  But then I pointed behind him and yelled.  "Oh no!!  It`s Zontar, of the demented people!!!"  Zontar whirled around in surprise, then he realized that he was Zontar, but when he turned around I squirted juice from a gurakle orange in his eyes.  I made a noise of disgust as slimy, blue hair grew from Zontar`s eyes, as it did so, I picked up Zontar and hurled him into a bottomless pit that was right beside me. And that was the end of Zontar, of the demented pig people.  

Encounter with Zontar part 2, the boiling.

The demented enigma known as Zontar returned on May 25, 2008.  On a dark and stormy night, I sat in my lavish study reading a comic book, when all of a sudden, Zontar smashed trough the window!  He was no longer a savage, he was sophisticated, so said the sawed off shotgun he carried.  I ran for cover as he shot round after round at me, destroying my precious, neglected study.  Then i picked up my squirt gun and shot at him, and so he went down for the moment.  As soon as he was up , Zontar fired at me again and again, and then as the dust cleared he saw a tea pot boiling.  I stood out side my study and said under my breath.  "Good night." And I pressed the detonator that set of the tea pot.  "KAABBOOOOOMMMMM!!!"  And I thought Zontar was gone for good.            

Encounter with Zontar part 1, The rising

Zontar, of the demented pig people, is a strange and mysterious figure.  When I first met him at a goo field inside the earth, he was a savage war chief of the demented pig people and his battle cry was.  "Breethbraken, breethbraken!!"  So I decided to play a trick on him, giving him a red apple instead of a green one!  So when I gave it to him, his face turned bright red and he gave out a squeal. "Wheeeeeeeee wheeeeeeeee!!!"  And he charged me, so I pick up a wet stick, saw it was hopeless, so I threw some goo in his face and hit him in a place where a man should not be hit, and he felt pain no man should feel.  And I left him squealing with pain, then I wondered why I was down here.   So then I went to the surface and waited for Zontar to return.   Zontar has a website, it`s cool. So click here.     

Average day part 2

Hello, I`m back from the planet, and now I`ll tell you what happened.  So when I came back to earth, a group of berserker cowboys dressed as ninjas came running at me waving shotguns.  But I grabbed one of their guns and put it to my head saying I`d blow my own head of if they didn't back of, so they did. I ventured on some more and I came to a cheese factory, there I met a cheese monster, so then I got mediaeval on his heiny.  After that I went back to... where ever I come from.  And that concludes a day like any other.      

profile #1

Name: Otorin Fethorson

Race: human

Class: wandering warrior

Born: Silbinvol, Boakshire

Primary weapons: The Gazzorak sword, and a spruce bow with mithralite arrows

pet: none

Hair: chestnut

Eyes: blue

Skin: white (tan)

Background: smithy`s son

Follows: the Father God.

Languages: Dwarven, Elven (sylvari), and Nelbrish  

An average day.

Here's a picture I took of an alien on the planet I went to.
Today I was abducted by aliens, and taken to the alien queen.  And she started talking to me, but she was speaking french or something, so I walked out the door, right in to outer space! So then I 'swam' through space to the nearest planet. The fall through the atmosphere was fine but the landing was rough.  After that I found some shelter in a forest, I built my self a lean- to and I had to hunt with my bare, dirty hands. I`m still on this planet, and who knows when i`ll return.

A tale 1.

This is a story,

Gilidin, an elf ranger, and Baracrozz, a dwarf berserker, trudged up the rocky hill toward the Wizard`s portal, with witch he plans to use to summon Narog, a powerful spirit lord.  as they came closer to the top, a scouting party of orcs came up to them but were easily dismembered. The two of them finally reached the top to see, The Wizard saying the incantation and his drow guards, who were easily taken down.  And that`s when The Wizard noticed them.  He loose a ball of acid at them and then a lightning bolt, then after some fighting, Baracrozz was wounded and The Wizard lomed over him, Gilidin shot The Wizard with four arrows, and he died.  Then Gilidin looked over to the portal, and what he saw was shocking, a chocolate cupcake. " Oh, right The Evil Wizard is on the stoney hill to the east, not west!"               

my first post

Yo, wa` sup welcome to ma crib.  peace out yo.